A high school buddy asked me to bagpipe for his New Year's Eve wedding, which means between the rehearsal dinner, ceremony, black tie reception, and other events, I've got three suits, four different shoes, and full tartan regalia.

In the last year I've worked in Borneo, Saipan, California, Louisiana, and other locals for over 3 months total, and this two day trip to up the road to Baltimore is the most luggage I've traveled with all year.